First. . . a blast from the past. I came across some old picture CD's of mine that I had from when I was in a bazillion weddings. So I uploaded them to bring back some memories of my college years. This picture is of Keara and me on our way to play "Laser-Tag" a couple days before Jen's wedding. There were some psycho teenage boys who wanted to play with us, but thankfully we only had to play with them one time. I also did find out that I stink at the game, like most games in my life. It was fun anyway:o) It's so amazing how a picture can bring back some long lost memories!
Second. . . how to keep a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
7. Dont use any punctuation marks
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
15. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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2 comments:
Cute picture of you and Keara! I had seen those things on keeping a healthy level of insanity, but they are almost funnier the second time around! Thanks for sharing! Let me know if you try any of them out! Have a wonderful weekend!
Kelli
Hey Sharon, thank for sharing those funny thoughts. I may just have to try a few of those this weekend. Hope you have a great day and weekend. Take care and keep smiling.
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